DO NOT IGNORE US, HUMANS!!! WE WANT MAIL!!!
Thank you.
Teddy and Pip's Mailbox
Sylvia:
Hi Teddy and Pip! I love your books and songs! My guinea pigs, Pumpkin and Coco, do too! They are really glad that they don't have to see crazy birds and hamsters like you. We can't wait for another book!
Teddy:
Dear Sylvia,
Teddy speaking first now because Teddy is the reasonable boss. He is happy, happy, happy to hear from my best friend Sylvia! Best of times! Pip and me, we have adventures, sometimes, and other times our life is regular. We are happy to tell our fans and friends of it when adventure happens. We will tell you, we promise! No, we do not prefer hamsters and scary birds, specially not Molly Jane's bird. That thing wants to peck our ears so much! You have a guinea pig friend the same name as that Coco, the friend of Sophie! Tee hee! And Nora Jane also has a Coco friend. Pumpkin is an orangey food. Did you know? Okay, I will go now and eat veggies and tell Pip to say words to the tick-typing human so she can type them up for our Sylvia!
Love you!
Teddy
Pip:
PIP HERE! HELLO, SYLVIA, MY FRIEND! PIP IS ROCKING AND ROLLING THESE DAYS. I BET YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT STUFF! A ROCK SHOW IS COMING, AND PIP IS THE SHINY STAR OF IT ALL. YES! IT IS TRUE! BUT HE IS A GOOD STAR AND WILL STOP ROCKING TO SAY HELLO TO A FRIEND. HELLO! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
THANK YOU FOR LIKING AND LOVING PIP'S SONGS AND ALSO THE ADVENTURE STORIES OF OUR LIVES. YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND. BEST OF TIMES! KEEP READING AND READING AND READING, AND MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL BE A TICK-TYPING WRITER TOO! DON'T SAY IT WON'T HAPPEN! IT COULD!!
HELLO TO PUMPKIN AND COCO, TOO! I AM SURE THAT THEY ARE FANS OF PIP THE ROCKSTAR. AND TEDDY, TOO, POSSIBLY. TEDDY IS SHINY TOO IN HIS OWN TEDDY WAY.
OVER AND OVER AND OUT,
PIP
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Chloe:
Hi Teddy! (Theodore Hamilton III) Hi Pip! (Pippen) I love your books, and ABSOLUTELY LOVE your hits, Pip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teddy:
We are thanking you for your liking and loving of us and our adventure books! Best of times! We hope that you will read all the books and then read them again.
AND AGAIN! Tee hee and welcome to the club! We love you!
Teddy & Pip
PIP AND TEDDY!
P.S. THANK YOU FOR KNOWING THAT PIP IS A ROCK STAR AND FOR LOVING THE HITS! THEY KEEP COMING! PIP CANNOT HELP IT!
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Allison:
Hi, Teddy and Pip! I love you guys so much!! I can't wait to read about your next adventure! :)
Teddy:
Hi, Allison! Teddy here. I love you too! Adventures can be scary, but probably we will have one and the typing human will slowly type it up.
Love, Teddy.
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Carla:
I love you teddy and pip you make me smile especially you pip. ps we are going to make a movie about teddy and pip
Teddy:
Dear Carla,
Teddy and Pip love you too! We are smiling and smiling when we think about our new best friend!
Pip:
PIP IS A ROCK STAR! PIP WILL NOW BE A MOVIE STAR, TOO?! PIP PIP HOORAY!
Teddy:
Now I will say words about the 'p.s.' and that is wow! You are going to make a movie out of us! That thing is exciting to hear about. We do not want the movie to have a scary bad guy, please. Okay? Okay! Write soon!
Love,
T&P
(P&T!!)
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Chloe:
Hi, Teddy and Pip! I've had your first book for years, as a gift from my mother. It was always so special to me. When my first guinea pig (and best friend), Squeak, died, your book always helped me cope with what was happening. Thank you for helping me, and I can't wait to finish the books i'm on so that I can read the next. :)
Teddy:
Hello, dear best friend Chloe! Thank you for sending us mail and letting us know about your sad times and how we get to help you out. That is what best friends do and should do and we are glad to do it. We are here for you! Read our adventure stories and maybe those will make you laugh sometimes. We love you!!
Teddy
Pip:
CHLOE! YES, PIP IS HERE TO SAVE YOUR DAY! READ OUR BOOKS OR BEST FRIEND STORIES ON THE COMPUTER PAGE HERE AND KNOW THAT THAT IS HOW WE ARE LOVING YOU IN TIMES OF SAD! OKAY? OKAY! HERE IS A HIT SINGLE JUST FOR YOU!
CHLOE IS GOOD AND SWEET
PIP THINKS SHE IS NEAT
EVERY SINGLE DAY, SHE IS MORE OKAY
AND SMILING TO PIP'S ROCK BEAT
THE END!