Pip Cannot Blog All Day, People!

HELLO, PEOPLE, HELLO, HELLO! PIP HERE. I AM NOT THERE. I AM HERE ONLY. I AM DOING BLOG, BUT IT IS NOT ME TICK-TYPING AWAY. IT IS A HUMAN INSTEAD. HUMANS DO THAT STUFF BETTER WITH THOSE FINGERS OF THEIRS. BUT PIP IS ME AND FUN TO BE! DO NOT FORGET THAT IMPORTANT STUFF!

IT IS SPRINGY SPRINGTIME IN MY PERFECT TOWN, AND BIRDS ARE SING-SONGING A WHOLE LOT. THEY ARE LOUD AND SCREAMING, AND SOMETIMES THEY ARE ROCK STARS, BUT NOT ALWAYS AND NOT ALL OF THEM. PIP AND TEDDY, TOO, LIKE TO WATCH BIRDS, AND SO WE DO THAT THING. REDBIRDS LIKE TO HAVE BLASTER BATTLES WITH US, AND SOMETIMES OUR FRIENDS AMELIA AND WALLY LET US DO THAT STUFF. SOMETIMES THEY DON’T. BEW BEW! TEE HEE!

TEDDY AND ME ARE LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE, OR MAYBE IT IS MOSTLY PIP. TEDDY CAN BE A BABY ABOUT THAT STUFF AND WOULD RATHER ONLY NAP AND EAT VEGGIES AND HAVE NO ADVENTURE. BUT PIP LIKES ADVENTURE. BEW BEW!

PIP DOES NOT LIKE BUGS. THE END.

PIP WANTS TO KNOW WHAT A NATE IS ALL ABOUT. HE TELLS NORA JANE TO BRING THAT NATE OVER SO PIP CAN SEE HIM, BUT SO FAR SHE DOES NOT DO IT. WORST OF TIMES! SCHOOL WILL BE DONE SOON, AND SO BEST FRIENDS CAN COME OVER MORE AND MORE, AND THAT IS GOOD STUFF! PIP DON’T NEED TO DO ALPHABET LEARNING ANYMORE, BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT ALL. TEDDY STILL LIKES TO DO IT AND SING-SONG THAT STUFF. HO HUM.

OKAY, IT IS TIME NOW TO WRITE A HIT SINGLE, SO PIP NEEDS TO STOP BLOGGING. I CANNOT BLOG ALL DAY, PEOPLE!

ROGER AND OUT,

PIP THE ROCKSTAR