Pip's Christmas Hit Single

Hello, humans! Pip speaking. It is December, and that is the time of Christmas. There was a time, some time ago, when there was no Christmas for Teddy and me. It was the worst of times. Amelia was a Bridezilla, but she is done with that for now so I will not speak of it anymore.

Christmas is another time for Pip to be a star because it is a time of music. I have done Christmas songs before and they were hit singles. Here is a new song for you to love.

Christmas is stars and bells and song

Christmas will come but it takes too long (to come)!

Christmas is gifts most specially for Pip

(This is the part you should not ever skip!)

Christmas is no time for jokes and tricks (that is Halloween)

Christmas is no time for chicks or bricks (there is no good time for bricks)

Christmas is the time for love and joy

Christmas I much much much enjoy!

DO NOT EAT THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

The end -- Pip