Things That Are NO GOOD

Today I will tell you the things that are NO GOOD from the clickety Best Friends Club sign-up. If you are not a best friend so far, this will help you to get a double gold star. And that is okay. It is a better thing to know these things about Pip and Teddy instead of thinking wrong things about us and what we like or love. Or do not like one bit.

- Elephants (Scary!)

- Max (NO GOOD! Tee hee!)

- Baths (NO WAY!)

- Tap water (NO GOOD!)

- Buckets (WORST OF ALL TIMES!)

- Toe nail trimming (NOBODY LIKES THAT!)

- Mom Jane (MOM JANE IS NO GOOD!)

- Corn (NOT FOR PIP!)

- Maps (MAPS ARE NO GOOD!!!!!)

The rest of that list are the Best of Times things, so there you go. You’re welcome.

The end.

Pip

Here is a bonus: MY SONG ABOUT CORN – by Pip

Corn corn corn corn…

I don’t eat that thing called

corn corn corn corn…

I don’t know much about

corn corn corn corn.

The end